boner

when all they guys get hard for that one hoe

"BROO HAVE U SEEN HER ASS"

"it's juicy"
"it's thick as hell"
"bro my dick just got real hard"
"U GOT A BONER!!"

by dilfffloverrr69 December 26, 2021

Nose Boner

The act of your nose becoming aroused at the sight and or thought of cocaine

Friend 1: WHO’S GOT THE DRUGS TONIGHT?!
Friend 2: Right here my man..
(Hands them a folded dollar bill)
Friend 1: Omg, you just gave me a Nose Boner

by Dave Chiconey May 23, 2022

Strategic boner

Purposefully giving yourself an election to delay your need to pee until you reach a bathroom.

Gregory gave himself a strategic boner on the road trip until he could reach the next rest stop.

by TheMisterMan January 4, 2022

Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."

Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.

by EthanFeng October 13, 2015

Storm boner

The storm boner is when a crack of thunder gives you a full blown errection and you feel the pulse of the lightning

Damn did you also get a storm boner or is it just me.

by Bigisland April 3, 2023

Boner sonar

Ability to detect erect penises at a distance beyond what the naked eye can see.

My Boner sonar always goes off the charts when I walk past the spooky old house.

by Chazmataz December 23, 2014

Boner socialist

NOUN

A person whose political ideology is subordinate to their sexual pathologies

“There’s no point arguing with that guy, he’s a boner socialist”

by ThëMÏlkMãn March 16, 2024