boner busted

when a man can no longer get a boner

i heard that guy is boner busted

by christophorus August 5, 2011

humour boner

when you laugh so hard you get a boner because the joke was so funny

me: do you speak mandarin?
friend 1: no
me: of course you don't its a fruit
friend1 : goddammit i have a humour boner

( 2 d's in goddammit cause of humour boner)

by humor boner maker June 7, 2018

Hood boner

When the hood of your sweatshirt is inside out and looks like an erect penis in underwear.

Ew! Get rid of that hood boner! You're in public!

by GettinDickered March 15, 2019

Wicked Boner

A Wicked Boner is part of a NFT collection available at opensea

Dude thats a wicked boner!

by Igor1021 September 12, 2021

Boner Room

it is an adequate space left between two guys for the dark knight to rise who are sitting on a bike

don't come near me , leave some boner room

by eroserer March 7, 2022

OCD boner

The excitement felt when every detail is in perfect order.

Hed spent days making sure everything was just right. As he completed the project and stepped back to admire his work he was overcome with an OCD boner

by KD Dirt August 8, 2024

EXTRAORDINARY BONER

It is the perfect PENIS real long, real thick and real nice MUSHROOM HEAD.

CHIC-FILA meeting BONERJAMS.

It is the MISTAKES OF THE MILLENIUM AND CENTENIUM.

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That EXTRAORDINARY BONER DOUG hey tell JOE to go in dry into that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE because of gay bashing self-hating ASSH0LE he is, will happen soon.

Turn down that GODDAMN NOISE as the NERVE you come in here and violate the DWARFS comfort over there reading that BIBLE as you are commiting an EXTRAORDINARY BONER around ALEJANDRO the manager.

You gotta listen to these songs about the EXTRAORDINARY BONER as one from the last hundred years THAT'S MY MISTAKE MEN AT WORK and the MILLENIUM BEAUTIFUL MISTAKES ADAM LEVINE.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 14, 2021