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jumped up joe jesus

A term used regularly by Jack Williams of Granville NY. The term is widely believed to have originated with Mr Williams and was applied to situations Jack did not approve of.
“What in the jumped up Joe Jesus are you idiots up to now?”.
by Baddkharmaaz January 2, 2025
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The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

A way of saying "You know I'm right" when someone gets angry at you for speaking the truth. According to scripture, the Pharisees were a group of Jewish elders in Judea (the name of Israel under Roman occupation) who took every chance they could get to catch Jesus and his disciples lacking.
Virgin Woke Urbanist: Amtrak is bad! travel cross-country by air! Or on a Greyhound bus!

Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.

VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!

CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
by Stupidly Sophisticated January 15, 2023
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Jesus time

The timer between A.D and B.C
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Jesus

A person that is extremely caring and will help you out whenever you need assistance, but if they get pissed of then its the end of the world.
"Yo you remember Carl from 7th grade?"
"Yeah, he was such a Jesus"
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Jesus Christ

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Jesus

God. Jesus is God , the most true, but controversial fact in Christianity.
Jesus is God. That's it, He is risen and He is God.
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BLACK JESUS

Black Jesus is SAVAG3D3VIL'S true identity he is a deity from another plane of existence he knows no bounds and he has the power to walk on water, talk to animals, and the most well know of his abilities the power to turn water into grape soda
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