i'm rick james bitch

Rick James is dead bitch!

I said: Rick James is dead bitch!

by Dave Chappelle isn't funny August 8, 2004

James B. Conant Highschool

A school just slightly better than all the other schools in the suburbs of Chicago.

Most rich kids and nerds go there.

About a 70% Asian population.

The students are either rich, smart, or Asian. Or all three, at James B. Conant Highschool

by D211 October 25, 2011

Im Rick James Bitch

"Im Rick James Bitch" quote has been used by David Chappelle on the popular series The Chappelle Show

Once popular, now menacing, I rather HATE it now!

(Out somewhere with idiots around)

Idiot guy: Im Rick James Bitch!
Me: That's right, you ARE his BITCH, you bitch!

another..
Idiot guy: Im Rick James Bitch!
Me: That's right, you're my bitch too, now SHUT UP!

by wj barry February 17, 2008

Darryl Anthony James Jr.

No cooler guy exits. He belong to a species known to the layman as bugs. He is a bug.

Nice Lady: I was drivin' this mornen' and I got guts all over me windshealde.

Rude man (slightly skeptical): That was just Darryl Anthony James Jr. It's fine.

by I'm am president. October 18, 2008

James Earl Jones (JEJ)

The act of fingering a female. From the Verizon slogan, let your fingers do the walking. Also known as yellow paging for the same reason.

JW said that Mandy he just met already let him James Earl Jones her.

by GSS November 16, 2004

James Island Charter High School

Shitty school where they'll get you for the stupidest shit. Guidance sucks ass. The librarians are bitches and you'll get kicked out for sneezing. The pizza from the cafeteria tastes like ball sweat. Every time you open the bathroom door at lunch a big ass cloud escapes but dont worry juul enthusiasts cause the teachers never go in there. Make sure you bring hand sanitizer though cause the nicotine addicts always block the fucking sinks. Whenever they search your bags its like theyre looking for the map to el dorado but they suck at finding juuls. As long as you slip it down one of your binders youre good just make sure it doesnt fall out when you open it in class. There are always condoms, pods, and loose bags of cheez its in the school parking lot. By god, don't eat lunch in the senior courtyard or a seagull will swoop down and steal your shitty ass fries. The pep rallies suck and the football team doesn't know how to play. There's so many fights you can't tell who's weave is on the ground and the fire alarm goes off at least once a week. Also, don't be surprised if you find some pictures of Mia Khalifa laying around.

Yee Yee boy 1: "Hey you wanna rev our trucks in the student parking lot at James Island Charter High School?"

Yee Yee boy 2: "Yeah, can't wait to kiss my dad on the lips after school today. You got any more mango pods?"

Yee Yee boy 1: "Hell yeah Coach Baldwin hooked me up with some."

by oh?_on_jah? May 25, 2019

Because I'm Rick James, bitch!

"I'm Rick James, bitch!" is a phrase made popular by Dave Chappelle through some hilarious sketches. Someone added because to the beginning, and now "Because I'm Rick James, bitch!" is an explanation for anything.

Teacher: Why did you give me an apple with a fishhook in it?
Student: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Teacher: I don't understand.
Student: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Teacher: What?
Student: <bitch slap>

Girlfriend: Why did you ceaht on me, you bastard!?
Boyfriend: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Girlfirend: Oooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Boyfriend: That's right, bitch!

Judge: Why did you shoot this man?
Criminal: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Judge: Case dismissed.
Criminal: Take that, prosecuting biatches!

by grey July 24, 2004