French fry boner

A mental boner for the french fries you are dreaming of eating. Can be used for short or long-term, although french fry boners do eventually turn into french fry blue balls.
"I need you to stop talking about your asshole because you're killing my french fry boner. All I want are my goddamned fries, stop ruining this for me." this is almost exactly how the word was first discovered

"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."
by AngryPomegranate March 31, 2021
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mormon boner

An erection for the anus before marriage and for every orifice after.
Brad: I got that Mormon Boner.
Thad: You two aren’t married. Better get Becky some Depends.
by Johnny1981 September 12, 2021
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plone boner

Someone who is adept in using and programming with the Plone web development software. As in someone who "bones away" at Plone software.
S/He is migrating our old web site from PHP to Plone. S/He is a real Plone boner.
by jchrisf February 27, 2009
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Boner exploder

Something that gives you such a great orgasm it makes your boner explode
-Arno: wow i just watched some porn it was great
-Jonathan: i just watched a boner exploder i can't breath
by Nietyoeri October 17, 2019
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boner point

To say something that makes people incredibly excited.
After giving the background and details of the event, my boner point was that Drake was going to be performing at the after. Everybody started going nuts.
by A-FERRRR October 05, 2011
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meatless boner

Meatless boner: a female vegetarian who likes a big male erection (aka a boner) to ride.
Meatless boner: As the saying goes 'female vegetarians, they don't like the meat but they sure like the bone!'
by benapisbrox January 30, 2012
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Boner

by Peter Griffin420 April 23, 2022
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