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helberts rule

A saying inventended by Charles Helbert in the late 1900's, the rule is "If something's brown it might not taste good."
Person A: "You shouldn't eat that"
Person B: "Why so my friend?"
Person A: "Helberts rule"
by Jreevk February 25, 2015
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Obes Rule

A defensive or sometimes offensive method of conversation occurring when one runs out of arguments or lacks a logical point they bring up the past.
Guy 1: Hey what is your stance of pre-washing dishes?
Guy 2: How can you ask about pre-washing dishes when you get barely buzzed every night?
Guy 1: Don't use the Obes Rule on me!
by BeLoveGiveLove July 9, 2015
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Fuckit rule

You can fuck anyone you can without feeling guilty.
"You can't fuck her, she's in the same zipcode than your girlfriend! - I don't go by those rules boy, the only valid rule is the fuckit rule"
by Pikachu123613 September 19, 2015
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North Korean Rule

also known as "North Korean Law" a rule that is not very lenient and restricts people from doing many things
by TokenIranian August 5, 2016
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Incest Rule

The Incest Rule, also known as Rule 999, requires you to have sex with your close relatives at any time possible.
"My cousin is coming over tomorrow."
"The Incest Rule?"
"You're dead to me."
by AnonLollipop August 17, 2016
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unspoken rule of armrests

when sharing armrests with a complete stranger, you should always use the front of the armrest on your left side and the back of the armrest on the right
this guy aint respecting the unspoken rule of armrests
by origami_XD September 3, 2016
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Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
by Caramirdan October 3, 2016
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