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.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
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Taking the skis

When someone says a statement so absurd, nonfactual or ragebaity that you just have to exclaim how they're wrong and being the biggest idiot of the moment
A: Dude, I just won a fist fight against 5 people, 1v5
B: Nah! shut up, you're taking the skis
A: Yes way! Total Swimming! They even had guns
B: YOU'RE TAKING THE SKIS!
by CGZXZ May 17, 2025
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Take the L

your a fortnite player and you also play it at night your mom allows you that means she is a bi*ch. you never win and you are a noob.when you play with your friends.they mostly will say take the L and the dance for that is pick you d*ck and make a L with your hand and put it on your head.
by susguy2 November 1, 2022
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taking a larson

Someone was knocking on the door when i was taking a larson
by Big guy 58201 April 2, 2019
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Give n' Take

A scenario when, commonly misidentified, heterosexual couple invite a male partner to a three way. The third party, unmindful male, merrily attends for the fair damsels dillhole, but as intercourse start, the ding-a-ling jerking husband must be bi... nope! that is bung munching gay, a real corn-hole randy hound drooling over the invited male. The guest male is upset that he did not foresee this possibility, and didn't ask ahead of time. The woman is a fit bombshell that hasn't been pleased since the last give n' taker months ago, and she was just desperate enough to agree for one of her husbands, hot wife bait, gay sex acts. The couple wrangled the third party male in the middle of them for his first give n' take.
The third party male is mounted from behind by surprise gay husband as shock settles chills on the give n' taker while he freaks host wife.

As the cajoling cum to an end, most give n' takers, then finally understand the full incident as gave n' took, what what in the butt!
by AlsyPouty April 14, 2014
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Take her up the tip

A sexual act where a man with excessively girthy fingers gives a woman digital sexual gratification, whilst smothered in Lion excrement, usually from Bristol Zoo.
Take her up the tip: “Our Shaun took I up the tip last night. I can’t walk straight, and will smell like Lion poo for a week!”
by OurJ May 23, 2025
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it takes a number

when it takes a lot, or when it takes any other number.

also a song by romare.
this dj is great. he's spinnin a tune by romare. it's called it takes a number!
by therealpurdyboy December 29, 2016
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