Man 1: I beat you all. I have a 2 of hearts, 4 of spades, 5 of diamonds, 7 of clubs, 10 of spades and a king of hearts.
Man 2: You lose dumbass. All you have is a Japanese Straight. Now I'm going to give your wife an Alabama Hotpocket.
Man 2: You lose dumbass. All you have is a Japanese Straight. Now I'm going to give your wife an Alabama Hotpocket.
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Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"
Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"
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Shane's boyfriend tells him that he's Alabama straight because he says "no homo" when he comes in his ass.
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Dam dude I just abruptly straightened in the locker room today it got to be a little to much for my small gay heart .
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