A “Dad Sandwich” is when a person who is usually smaller in stature, such as a small queer male or small woman, is caught between two “Daddies” or older dominant men during sexual intercourse.
Brian: “I met these two daddies at the bar. I got a Dad Sandwich if you know what I mean,”
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Jessica: “I met up with these two daddies last night. I was the meat in their Dad Sandwich”
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Jessica: “I met up with these two daddies last night. I was the meat in their Dad Sandwich”
by TheBeesCheese November 23, 2023
Get the Dad Sandwichmug. A sandwich consisting of copious amounts of Nutella and Peanut Butter between two slices of white bread.
It is named such as it will provide one with enough energy to supply a small town but will inevitably lead to a complete sugar crash after an hour.
It is named such as it will provide one with enough energy to supply a small town but will inevitably lead to a complete sugar crash after an hour.
Mikey: "Dude, I just had a Chernobyl Sandwich and it is the bomb! I just deep-cleaned my house, asked out three women, went skiing, went surfing, cooked a five course dinner and... uhhhhhhhhh..."
David: "What the fuck?"
Mikey: *unintelligible noises similar to a brain-dead chimpanzee*
David: "What the fuck?"
Mikey: *unintelligible noises similar to a brain-dead chimpanzee*
by BlueXander May 25, 2023
Get the Chernobyl Sandwichmug. by raphael is awesome June 11, 2020
Get the successful sandwichmug. by Big Saxy October 23, 2014
Get the Dick Cream Sandwichmug. When three men are penetrating a hole at once, and the collective semen from their members dribbles out so much so that it coats their balls. The creates a 3 sack high snowman sandwich
"All of us were fuckin' her in the ass then the cum came out. It ended up making a snowman sandwich!"
by WhydoIive December 12, 2016
Get the snowman sandwichmug. Someone who's nothing but a pussy. Someone who has zero testosterone in their body and is positively bitchy and whiny. They also don't push themselves hard enough, but you and they know damn well they can do better.
Dave: What's up with Matt? Why's he acting like such a bitch? Jess definitely likes her.
Josh: He's a fucking pickled sandwich. Just watch how he talks to any woman ever and you'll get what I'm talking about
Josh: He's a fucking pickled sandwich. Just watch how he talks to any woman ever and you'll get what I'm talking about
by burgerkingzestysauce April 7, 2023
Get the Pickled Sandwichmug. by Captain Spudz December 15, 2021
Get the Ham Sandwichmug.