rat

the capri sun of the vampire world

vampire 1: “I’m a little parched right now. Got a rat or something?”

Vampire 2: “Yea here you go”
Vampire 1 *slurp*

by oli likes rats March 29, 2019

Naked Mole Rat

A being that just by looking at him, strikes fear in men and women alike, simply because of his unrivaled amount of virginity. You do not want to cross paths with this man, because his pathetic willpower to live will spread towards you and your whole bloodline...affecting every aspect of their lives for generations, making them worthless pathetic beings that are just...just virgins for life.

Naked Mole Rat: Hi, you watch JOJO?

Random Gungalar: Uhhh UHHHHH waaa...AAHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A VIRGIN....GET IT OFF OF ME, AAAHHHHHHHHH

by anonymous April 6, 2019

Rat

Someone who is gross and dirty and just all around terrible. I use this to describe most people...I think it’s getting out of hand.

Friend: “Omggg becky! lookkk at herr”
Me: “I knoww like she’s a rat”

by yungnigga335 April 6, 2019

Hard Rat Sausage

A really Narly loking boner. something no one should have to witness.

What is that?
Oh its just my Hard Rat Sausage.

by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019

Rat

sklarp

sklarp = rat.

by sklarp good April 12, 2019

Rat King

It's crazy

Thats a rat king You see how it is crazy

by Daddy Kat April 16, 2019

Rat

Anthony Garcia

Anthony Garcia is a rat.

by S.karinnaaa April 21, 2019