Pocket Monster

What Pokémon is called in Japan

American: Hey have You heard of Pokémon?
Japanese: You mean Pocket Monsters

by Mr.OwO January 29, 2019

minnesotan hot pocket

The act of when you piss into a condom and freeze it. After it is frozen you shove the condom into your partners vagina/ass. Then during climax you have to say "YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEESS"

Chad: Jenny said she wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I told her I'll give her a Minnesotan hot pocket tonight.

Brad: Dude you should totally she would cum so fast

by pteater January 14, 2022

Pocket gremlins

Despicable little creatures that inhabit your pockets, responsible for screwing up your phone by magically deleting contacts, disconnecting you at inopportune times, and writing naughty words with voice to text you would never dream of sending.

After waiting 45 minutes on hold, my doctors office finally picked up and those pocket gremlins cut us off.

by Go with the bro September 11, 2023

wacky pocket

A particularly interesting vagina.

"Oh yeah I dated Heather a few years ago, she's got a wacky pocket if I've ever seen one."

by HeichouII August 30, 2017

Meat Pocket

When you have an extra pocket of flesh for you to store things.

"I'll put that in my meat pocket" said the half deaf girl.

by anonymous December 8, 2020

pocket artist

befriending an artist/editor etc. so they will make free art for you

“don’t befriend *insert name*. they just pocket artists to draw their oc”

by skidicls February 6, 2020

pocket parasite

A pocket parasite is someone who is always draining you of your finances.

My ex boyfriend was nothing but a pocket parasite. I took care of him the whole time we were together. I should have claimed him on my taxes.

by Empiress Feline February 14, 2010