birth control pants

These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.

Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”

Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”

by Bushbrotherbrady June 9, 2021

spongebob big guy pants okay

A term coined by Ice Spice in her newest song that is used on instagram reels to describe raging lesbians.

"Dude did you get Rylie's number last night?"
"No, she was totally a spongebob big guy pants okay"

by fartsmellathatsasmartfella November 24, 2025

Panted

The art of fucking a nigga without the use of condom and lube.

Shit bitch, he fucking panted that nigga.

by KingLeMaste February 5, 2019

National Pants Yourself Day

National Pants yourself day is on Nov.8. While around a big crowd pants yourself to show you are confident about your body !!

Did you see hector yesterday during National Pants Yourself Day He must have a big cock if he’s so confident

by New National Days November 7, 2019

dumby poopy pants

A fat cunt who doesn't know when to stop.

My god, shut up you Dumby Poopy Pants

by !:"!:#":$":":12 May 6, 2018

eat pant

"eat pant" is a bootleg version of Bart Simpsons from "The Simpsons" catchphrase which is "Eat my shorts!" The words come from a birthday cake which had a poorly made image of Bart next to the text which was spelt like "eAT PANT"

"Hey Joe! do you want to eat pant today?"

by Reidling123 August 26, 2023

Testosterone in my pants

Slang for boner/Erection 🍆👖
Like how not to say the word boner/erection

X1:so tell me what happened in school.
X2:the math teacher told me to stand up go to the whiteboard (i did not raise my hand so he could tell me)

And something embarrassing happened

X1: What ?
X2:i got testosterone in my pants
X1: what does that mean?
X2: I got a fucking erection goddamnit wtf?

by APersonthatKnowsSexEdBefore9th December 2, 2022