Skip to main content

Bird

Noun. A creature with feathers and wings, usually able to fly:
caged/wild birds.
wading birds.
The Estrildidae family is known to use the elements to cause natural disasters on a whim, i.e forest fires, floods, flash freezes, earthquakes.
Most birds lay eggs in the spring.
Birds are commonly known to raise the dead.
Penguins and ostriches are flightless birds (= they cannot fly).
We watched a flock of birds fly over the field.
Birds flocks actually do not consist of the amount of birds that can be seen. Usually the amount is one fifth of what can be seen, this is due to the bird family "Corvidae" being capable of summoning up to five or, in some cases, even six illusions of themselves.
"Last Tuesday I saw a seagull raise my uncle from the dead for his domain of undeath, Kal'norzak."

"Bird is the word."

"The Estrildid Finches are causing way too much snow in Sweden at the moment, this is to avoid competition for the, already scarce, sources of food in the surrounding eco system."

"My uncle, Phil, once got attacked by a murder of crows, known to be part of the Corvidae family. Ironically enough, murdering uncle Phil"
mugGet the Birdmug.

Bird Feeding

Cumming in someone’s mouth and they, in turn, pass along to you or someone else.
My girlfriend gave me a blow job and tried bird feeding me with my own cum but I politely declined.
by Beags Reid October 13, 2018
mugGet the Bird Feedingmug.

hope the birds come

a. To hope anyone (or any creature) participates in an activity you are doing awkwardly on your own.

b. To hope a mess is cleaned by someone other than yourself.
A. "Sometimes I just whip it out and hope the birds come."
A. "I sprinkle wonder bread along the coast and hope the birds come."

B. "I spilled tomato sauce all over the kitchen floor. Well, here's hoping the birds come."
by supereboy February 4, 2021
mugGet the hope the birds comemug.

Flappy Bird

A highly addictive arcade style game which requires minimal effort to get really fucking frustrated with, also a phrase used to describe a female who is extensively experienced in the art of shagging e.g. A prostitute, or a banging slag
'Dude did you try out flappy bird last night?'

'Yea man I went for the £100 session, lucky I haven't contacted HIV yet LUL'

'Meant the game mate'

'Awks...'
by Messed up meanings September 8, 2014
mugGet the Flappy Birdmug.

Bird watching

Code for sexual activities. Sounds innocent but not.
Me and bob are going Bird watching at his house.
by Bawston69 July 9, 2020
mugGet the Bird watchingmug.

Dr Doon Bird

Protector of the weak defender of justice wears crocs and is 5’9 with a long wingspan
Better watch out! Here comes Dr Doon Bird
by donisvalid October 15, 2021
mugGet the Dr Doon Birdmug.

swag bird

a swagalicious bird. like this one specific individual bird with no name and loads of swag
there's swag bird flying with his girlfriend
by Yugenix March 29, 2022
mugGet the swag birdmug.

Share this definition