Bango's Law

When rigging, the act of bypassing a certain step with the thought of " no one will use/ see this", only to have quite the opposite effect.

I ignored smoothing the weights on the mouth micro joints, seeing as they are barely used in animation. During dailies, Bango's law kicked me square in the dick when Anim Dept preceded to ONLY use the micro controls

by LordOfRigging April 5, 2022

Patch's Law

When you argue with somebody online and they resort to calling you a Nazi, They have violated Patch's Law, and therefore, have automatically lost the argument. A variant of Ad Hominem, but never taken seriously.

Person 1: I got in an argument on twitter and the other guy violated Patch's Law, So I automatically won the argument.

Person 2: Who are you? how did you get in my house?

Person 1: Don't worry about it, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?

by AlduinsSpicyFart April 14, 2022

HEIGHT LAW

Height law can be claimed in tandem with dibs by someone over 6'0. When someone under 5'8 claims dibs on a seat, height law can be used to allow the driver to select his choice on shotgun.

Manlet: dibs on shotgun
Lankey: height law
Driver: nah, lankey needs the extra leg room

by Helperofheight April 15, 2022

The Law of the Calendar

The philosophy that because the first day of Spring is on March 21st, all winter weather must cease to exist.

Johnny: Wait, it's snowing in April??
Jack: C'mon weather, follow the Law of the Calendar!!!

by cstrong April 15, 2022

property law

colouring in department, place where dots are joined

Q: where's my highlighter gone?
A: colouring in took it.

by Aslan June 14, 2004

finance law

adding up department, place where addin masheens are used

That bloody Kes in finance has swiped me addin masheen again.

by Aslan June 14, 2004

Huynh law

Anything that falls under the Huynh law would become correct effective immediately. Benjamin Huynh has the ability to change the rules or facts of anything based on the Huynh law.

Benjamin Huynh: Hey bro did you know i now own Darian's entire house
Guy 1: No you dont dumbass how can you own it
Benjamin Huynh: I invoked the Huynh law so i own it.

by throbbing blood tube November 6, 2021