Emo wannabe

Someone who likes the emo culture and wants to be part of it but doesn't cut themselves or even feel remotely sad, just wants to "fit in" which defeats the whole objest of emo anyway!!!

Emo Kid: I cut myself all the time
Emo Wannabe: Erm, yeah, me too, 'cause like I'm an emo right?
Emo Kid: Lets see your scars
Emo Wannabe: Erm, I gotta go... Mum's calling me for erm, tea.
Emo Kid: Whatever!

by Steph Townson August 20, 2006

emo kid

Emo kid /// just look up queer, idiot or fag

quit yer fucking whinning you damm emo kid, yall need to be put into a war or something to straigten you out. damm

by n.bishop November 16, 2006

emo band

A group of pussies... Oh yeah, they write music too.

look at that emo band, your balls must be awefully small to fit in pants that tight.

by moses x August 6, 2006

emo wannabe

one of those little puny fools who have geeky friends, and they see all the cool emo kids and think i am gonna be like that so they go out and they get some blond hair dye and a fridge cut in because there mum wouldn't allow any black, so they look like a total trendy boy. they then proceed to buy some baggy black trousers that look like school jeans. once they get used to wearing black they follow there friends who are emos and get some skin tight drain pipes so that they look like little ass holes. they also say that they listen to all the emocore music but when you look at there iPod all there is is weird music like Frankie goes to Hollywood and that shitty zombie nation song. these little wannabes get on everyones nerves as they think they are the real deal but everyone nos that they are little wannabes that order child like t-shirts that look like the cool ones the emos wear and they get gay bright color hoodies HEY GUESS WHAT EMOS LIKE BLACK do some research.
GAHHH they make me so angry

emo: hey have you heard sonny more left form first to last?

emo wannabe: errrr who?

emo: you no the lead sinmger of FFTL?

emo wannabe: oh yeah i forgot
emo wannabe: check out my yellow hoodie

emo: dude i like black

emo wannabe: mummy i got the wrong thing.

by George Hurdle June 3, 2007

Emo Bunny

N; Pat and Seth's best friend

"hey dude, have you seen emo bunny today?" "Yeah, hes over there next to that tree with the rest of his family." "Oh, the tree with the swing." "yeah"

by Pat G Thats Me January 6, 2009

Emo Hater

One who hates Emos. An Emo Hater is likeliest to be someone who labels his/herself, such as a Wannabe. Emo Haters normally have no reason to hate Emos, but like to hate them because it's what all the other Posers and Wannabes are doing. Maybe it is just pure jealousy. The world may never know...

Samantha: Hey,Emo-Sarah!You suck!
Sarah: Oh NO! Not POSER-SAMANTHA!
Samantha: I'm going to hit you with this stick until you bleed to death.
Sarah: Ewww...why?
Samantha: Because.
Sarah: Becuase why?
Samantha: Becuase you're going to bleed to death anyway.
Sarah: Ah,the lies! You are such an Emo Hater! Why do you take such little precaution in your slanderous speech?
Samantha: Deeeehhhh...I don't know biggie words!
Sarah: Whatev.

by Emo Girl Sparky-chan November 9, 2006

the last emos

>80's style hair (including bandana usually)
>scarf usually around the neck once
>zip up hoody tied up in a knot in the botton
>left sleeve of hoody rolled up on the inside
>left glove rolled up on the outside
>t-shirt tucked into boxers and boxers pulled up to stomach
>trousers pulled down extremely low
> studded belt
>colourfulll socks
>right trouser leg tucked into socks
>left trouser leg rolled up on the outside
> go round shouting "rrrraaaaaaaaaaa" and singing i wanna rock (by twisted sister)
>causing trouble whereever we can
> starting on each other outside the precinct
>completely surviving on stolen items (eg having a shave in macy d's
> listening to techno remixes and old tv shows
>speaking with a black chav accent

luvums smeg and smudge

smeg and smudge are the last emos

by SMEGGYPOO December 2, 2005