dragon dump

When you have to shit so bad and it splats on the back side of the toilet rim and won’t come off.

Someone took a dragon dump and when I got sick I had to stare at their shit while puking.

by RimskyRinny December 20, 2017

Wanna do some dragons?

Easily the best way to lose money in the popular Minecraft minigame Skyblock on the biggest server 'Hypixel'.

Hey, wanna do some dragons?
Nah, I'm brokey.

by Brofel December 17, 2020

Pocket Dragon

Another name for a lighter

Person 1: “you got a pocket dragon i can borrow?”
Person 2: “a what?”

by okaybuddy420 April 5, 2023

In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

brown dragon

A "brown dragon" is when someone shits in his/her partners mouth and uppercutting them afterwards so that the poop comes out of the nose.

Dude she wanted me to give her a "brown dragon".

The man gave his girlfriend a "brown dragon" as they were experimenting with different sex positions.

by Jonathan Michaelson November 19, 2018

Sleepless Dragon

An individual that wakes up cranky, unsociable and irritated, taking their frustrations out on others.

My daughter knew she had to wake up early this morning for her doctor's appointment, instead she chose to stay on Tik Tok until 4am, waking up as a sleepless dragon!

by Creativelingo July 26, 2020

Dragon Dookie

A fantastical synonym for Bullshit, Horseshit, etc. Used to describe an undesirable situation or outcome.

Dungeon Master: Roll for initiative.
Paladin: *Rolls*
Dungeon Master: Nat 1.
Paladin: That's dragon dookie!

by MadMark255 December 13, 2024