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dakota: god, you reek of top with daddy issues

by duelicorntufts November 12, 2019

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big daddy ranga

if you have a big daddy ranga in your life, you should run, just run. flee the fucking country, change your name to Cheryl Lamona smithnzovia (or some shit name like Brittany) get plastic surgery, and become a sketchy stripper/ pole dancer (whatever takes your fancy)

FUCKING HOTEL TRIVAGO YOUR ASS OUT OF THE COUNTRY

chick 1: hey bitch!! my big daddy ranga just slapped me with flappy pole
chick 2: you have a BIG DADDY RANGA!?
chick 1: yeah why?
chick 2: FARK, your dead

by bigdaddyranga May 3, 2019

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daddys day out

The 27th of every month is daddys day out, so beware! If he sees you.... game over! Stay inside on daddys day out!!!!!

Billy: what's the date?
Sally: the 27th
Billy: OMG IT'S DADDYS DAY OUT WE HAVE TO STAY INSIDE AND STAY HIDDEN, SALLY!!!

by #1GoblinBoy July 25, 2018

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PIMP DADDY LOGAN

GETS DA LADIES WI DA TROLL PIMP RANNNNNG. ONCE U KISS U R IN 4 LYFE. GIVES WATER AND BREAD FOR LOVE. WOTH THE PAY MONTHLY. SOMETIMES PUNCHES BUT IS MINOR FLAW COMPARED TO HOSPITALITY. IS GOOD BARGAIN.

PIMP DADDY LOGAN TREATS ME WELL AND GIVES ME LOVINS AND PROTECC.

by LOGDADDY January 29, 2018

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