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coolio joe bob

Person 1: I called an uber.
Person 2: coolio joe bob.
by lisabella June 29, 2016
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Bob

Bob Gould is someone who always keeps their head up there ass and walks around anywhere in a building on a power trip because he has a small dick
Clint: hey Joe pretend your doing something shrimp dick Bob is coming he’s gonna try and tell us what to do again

Joe: he can’t even sword fight I’m chillin.
by Mr gat August 26, 2025
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Frosty Bob

Frosty Bob is the act of taking a woman's vagina and shoving your tootsie roll the whole way in and hump like a dog on your leg. Then when her vagina is like mashed potatos two weeks after christmas, you pull your pants up and run out of there like a mexican crossing the border.
I surprised her with the Frosty Bob. She never called me back again.
by IFrostyBobEveryone October 31, 2013
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Bob Semple Tank

When the Kiwis combined Shed with mattress and scared the Japanese so much, they decided not to invade. It was invented after the emu wars luckily for the emus
Soldier: Sir they have a bob Semple tank.
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...
by John Trevor Stumpery February 19, 2024
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King Bob

King Bob is a name that is given to the most hot boys in the planet. They are extremely smart and intelligent. They love to eat bananas; you should dress up like them for World Book Day.
That guy is so amazing! He should be called King Bob.
by Big King Bob May 31, 2023
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Silky bobs

Silky bobs is basically super smooth tits, Almost velvety feeling. When you squish them they feel like stress balls. To stroke them feels like touching the finest material only royals could get.
“Your silky bobs make my bum tickle
by 1mmortal_Frogz February 23, 2022
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Jelly-bobbing

When fishing a jelly baby out of your friend/partners arsehole with your tongue
Last night me and Stacy did jelly-bobbing and I got a lime jelly baby
by Jelly-bobbing-king September 3, 2022
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