Mad takes

she droppin' some mad takes on the dance floor

by Sassqueen97 April 13, 2016

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take the machine

to look information up using a computer (for instance the internet)

I didn't know your address so I took the machine.

We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?

Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.

by Pajek April 11, 2006

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Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.

Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.

by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024

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Take the piggy to the market

When you stick one of your toes, preferably starting with the pinky toe in a woman’s vagine

imbheading over to Jenny’s tonight and all I want to do is take the piggy to the market!

by goochdaddy757 October 23, 2018

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Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign

Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign either is protesting the perfection wanted of people or physically urinating off said sign.

Man:”I went and got a drink.”
Man 2: “Oh no.”
Man: “Yeah I ended up Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign.”
Man 2: “Protesting?”
Man: “No... literally.”

by Actually It Is *insert thing* September 17, 2019

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