Tit to stomach ratio

Tits should be bigger than the stomach on a woman and smaller than the stomach on a man

The tit to stomach ratio is way off

by Mr Oooo Weee July 19, 2019

Shit Tits Mcgee

Originally this term was assigned to women suffering from a mammary defecation but in recent years it has been used for both women and men as a term of endearment.

Sweetheart can you be sure to drop off my cardigan at the cleaners? A homeless man threw a bag of feces at me while yelling “Shit Tits Mcgee” at the top of his lungs.

by HashSkillet November 24, 2022

boob and tit torture

the female counterpart of "cock and ball torture"

Jessica: "damn my doctor just performed boob and tit torture on me"
anon: "you sure he didn't just rape you?"

by TheMilkUrDadLeftForSince February 22, 2022

Corndog Tit Dick

A word used for anything and everything.

Damnit Bob, i just got a corndog tit dick in my tire.
Well you better get it out you corndog tit dick!

by Steven Flupperburg June 13, 2017

as useless as tits on a bull

Extremely useless, to the point of absurdity. Used when extremely frustrated.

"Darn it, the screws are stripped. These are as useless as tits on a bull!"

by morethanerica April 3, 2009

Cocaine Tit

The act of snorting cocaine off someone's breast

I don't cocaine tit my friends but I will a prostitute

by TransAF34 July 5, 2017

bongo tit

This is when a guy decided he is going to go up to a woman and star smacking her brests as if he wus playing bongo-drums.

Tim: so u mean harold just went up to her and bongo tited her?

Eric: yea and it wus kinda funny...

Tim: then what happend?

Eric: he got kicked in the sack, haha what a dumbass

by Halikosl August 29, 2009