Tit to stomach ratio

Tits should be bigger than the stomach on a woman and smaller than the stomach on a man

The tit to stomach ratio is way off

by Mr Oooo Weee July 19, 2019

Failing Grade Tits

A girl’s tits having a size that would be failing in her school assignments.

D Cups onwards.

“Holy shit man! Leah’s tits have to be a D cup!”

“Yeah man she’s got failing grade tits.”

by Brad’s Encyclopedia May 17, 2021

Corndog Tit Dick

A word used for anything and everything.

Damnit Bob, i just got a corndog tit dick in my tire.
Well you better get it out you corndog tit dick!

by Steven Flupperburg June 13, 2017

Tits of Duty; ToD

Sucking on or playing with tits while playing Call of Duty

Dan got a "care package" from his girlfriend's chest while going 24 and 0 on Call of Duty.

Mark's girlfriend wanted some quality time together so he suggested playing Tits of Duty; ToD

by care package king November 16, 2011

Jizz Tits

A lovely pair of boobs

That bird has a right pair of jizz tits

by BambisPhrases June 24, 2016

bongo tit

This is when a guy decided he is going to go up to a woman and star smacking her brests as if he wus playing bongo-drums.

Tim: so u mean harold just went up to her and bongo tited her?

Eric: yea and it wus kinda funny...

Tim: then what happend?

Eric: he got kicked in the sack, haha what a dumbass

by Halikosl August 29, 2009

You Tit

When you can't think of a good comeback this is it. In BadlyDrawnMCR this is Frank Iero's comeback to everything and I love it

"Jurad u tit, meh Nat tah pikal"
(Gerard you tit, me not the pickle.)

by The Holy Emo Quartet <3 August 14, 2018