daddy chris evans

is america’s ass
can play the piano
knows all the songs from little mermaid
is big (yes)
has really nice hands🥵
& can have my babies

person 1: daddy chris evans is very capable

person 2: capable of what?

person 1: oui oui bonjour baguette

by smerra December 8, 2021

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phat daddy t

the hottest phat daddy round here and don't forget it

phat daddy t stole my bishh again :(

by that big black dude September 15, 2020

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This guy has an absolute Unit of a penis, he's a WOMAN WARLORD. Pulls all the men and moms. The dads bow down to him and did I mention he's good at everything even doing your 6 year old orphan sister.

Big Daddy Bryce is the best man alive.

by Big Daddy Smatty April 12, 2022

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sugar daddy card

A credit card account provided from one intimate partner (co-signer), to another intimate partner (sugar baby), who becomes an authorized user of the card. The co-signer (sugar daddy) in this relationship is fully responsible for payments and obligations of the account.

This can be arranged to facilitate specific hobbies (possibly intimate, e.g. lingerie, swimwear, or sexual fetishes), or just be open to the discretion of the authorized user.

This is a potentially risky arrangement for the sugar daddy, and should only be considered for the most trustworthy lovers, who can be trusted to not abuse the privilege.

Lyndee, I hope this doesn’t sound too crazy, but I got us a sugar daddy card. I’d like you to use it to make sure you have ample amounts of sexy underware.

by braddlecat June 17, 2018

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