Ryan

A sex connoisseur. The master of mpreg and the father of my kids. One interaction with this divine being binds your soul to his. Prepare for eternal damnation, as your hole will never heal after his milk bombs. There is no time to prepare, just relax your sphincter and enjoy the ride.

Gary: Dude... I don't think my anal prolapse will ever go back in after me and Ryan's 33 hour bareback breeding session!

by sillygooseexpress August 9, 2024

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ryan twig

this kid. how do we explain. he shits leaves and falls off trees. his mom is like a billion years old. he drinks dirt water. he has recently recovered from a broke pinky, and can now play basketball. however, he looks like mario when he shoots. he wishes he could be like kelvin when he shoots, a pure sharp, but nope. also, he dated a girl named brianna. she a thot bitch hoe. also he killed XXX.

person 1: ew what’s that walking twig

person 2: are you blind that’s ryan twig

person 1: my bad

by ryanvano43 February 20, 2019

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Ryan's shower

A place where every individual on Earth would like to be. Specially on fridays.

Do you know where Alex is?
Idk, but its Friday so he's prolly stuck in Ryan's shower

by pizzamuzza February 20, 2025

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Ryan

Ryan is the most clever person you will meet in your life. Ryan is very competitive, when it comes to a contest. He will try his hardest to impress people. He is stubborn, angered easily, cute and kind. He keeps everything bottled up, but when he explodes don't get in his way. Ryan is extremely resourceful and has a lot perseverance, so if he fails at something he just takes another shot until he succeeds. He's not a fan of small children, yet they seem to adore him.

' look at that boy winning."
'He must be a Ryan, their so good at everything they try.'

by Dinner Dude September 22, 2020

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