Jersey Home Run

The act of when you are about to ejaculate while performing a penetration sexual act in which you pull out of your partner(s) and proceed to smack your genitalia against the gluteus maximus of your partner while they take the most atrocious bowel movement on your penis which you then proceed to swing your penis covered in feces while timing it exactly when you ejaculate on to your partner's face causing a feces and sperm collision while yelling "Home run!!" in the state of New Jersey.

Boyfriend: "Hey honey, I did a Jersey Home Run to your dad last night!! He now lets me have your hand in marriage."

Concerned cousin: "WHAT"

by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024

Run

Run.

Run.

by The shadow wizard money gang July 19, 2023

If I were you I would run.

A calm way of saying RUNNN

There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.

NEVER RUN!!!

Anddddd we lost.

by AntiOof December 1, 2021

run thru me like a tractor

you know that feeling when you just really want a specific person to just fuck your shit up. you want to fuck that person so bad.

I was talking to Connor and damn that boy is so fine. I want him to run thru me like a tractor

by yaboitrent October 30, 2020

Hit 'n' Run

Commonly known as 'Smash then Pass', the Hit 'n' Run technique is the means of taking a hit, then leaving him/her with a baby.

The nigga did a Hit 'n' Run. Now he has a baby mama.

by The Passeth January 26, 2020

Buns to the runs.

Phrase. When one has runs coming out of their buns.

"Got the buns to the runs my man...buns to the runs."

by Billy the fucker January 3, 2014

running with the bat

Running the bases in baseball while holding your dick

Dood did you see nick running with the bat?

by Gregk22 January 17, 2016