Where were you the last half hour?
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time”
“Boss makes a dolla, I make a dime. That’s why I crank the hog on company time”
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time”
“Boss makes a dolla, I make a dime. That’s why I crank the hog on company time”
by TomMore1535 June 30, 2025
Get the Boss makes a dollar,mug. It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.
Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.
The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualisticly insightful.
Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.
The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualisticly insightful.
Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?
Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)
Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.
Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)
Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023
Get the It’s only weird if you make it weirdmug. by thatOneHornyDUDEinTheTeather November 2, 2023
Get the MAKE ME A SANDWICHmug. by Jwsphila December 30, 2024
Get the make a burgermug. To cover for the fact that they tried to 'beat him at his own game' (Which THEY LOST the second the AI came online) and then got a bunch of kids murdered. The cover up itself being a perpendicular game they devised where they attempt to prevent said creator of AI from getting the credit or paid for doing so by using overt fascist media collusion and the thing that was already happening all so they can lie to their children about the types of people that succeed in society (which is discrimination by class and a violation of the equal protections clause of the 14th amendment).
Hym "Fuck-Ass YouTubers Try To Make The Creator Of AI Look Stupid, get a bunch of kids murdered... AGAIN. I'm actually JEALOUS! The YouTube freaks are better at child-murder than I AM!"
by Hym Iam May 31, 2025
Get the Fuck-Ass YouTubers Try To Make The Creator Of AI Look Stupidmug. by robinjo95 May 18, 2024
Get the Make popcornmug. by Debskelly1985 June 24, 2023
Get the I forgot to make myself my food deliverymug.