Shaft jacking

Shaft jacking: shaft jacking is a way of inserting a fully loaded smack needle into ones penis when all other normal ports are destroyed.

"had a nightmare last night, got some banging chase in, only turns out all me veins were fucked. So I ended up shaft jacking"

by Salopty December 31, 2016

Jack the piece

The act of stroking your dick, especially after a long day at work.

1. Fuck man it's 10 in the morning but I really need to jack the piece right now.

2. Pull out the piece and just jack it all over her face

by Og af January 12, 2017

flaber jack

that extra fat that makes you look large when you are pretty skinny

uhh im called fat becuse of my flaber jack

by dishragsquad February 7, 2017

Jack Meyer

High-quality human being. Confirmed lit, kinda insane though. Basically mini doctor as well. Also is a Giga-Chad

Hey Jack Meyer, penis!

by Joaquim Marmaduke January 22, 2020

Jack Nay

The genius behind the youtube channel AstroBlox.

Hello. My name is Jack Nay. I am the genius behind the Youtube channel AstroBlox. Subscribe to me.

by -RightBehindYou- February 7, 2020

Hopeful Jack

A Luxembourgian deity. Common folk pray to him before Luxembourg's crop harvesting season to wish for a fresh and plentiful harvest.

Oh hopeful Jack, please bring us seventy thatchels of barley and hops to sell so we can afford to keep our shitty little cottage and continue to feed grandma instead of having to let her die. She could live a little while longer. "Hojek" (Amen but for hopeful jack)

by Gayboi34 March 27, 2020

Jack Clegg

prick.

Jack Clegg is a prick prickity pricked prickled prick. He is pricklier than a prick

by suckmywinkle April 6, 2020