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Oh look, a fatherless fuck looking for porn on the Urban Dictionary...
Person 1: Have you heard of Jake?
Person 2: Yeah, hes the fatherless fuck searching up porn on the Urban Dictionary
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When you post your stock or margin losses on social media with a triumphant hashtag or saying, expecting (or in a panic trying to justify) how it will inevitably reverse and you'll be a gazzillionaire.
Hey, I bought 10 GME shares at $380 a share. I work at a grocery store and make $2,200 a month. I spent 6 weeks salary on the stock of a company the resells video games using brick and mortar retail in 2021. Luckily, I believe in delete loss porn. Without any evidence, and doing no actual research apart from reddit or Facebook, I think this $3800 investment will easily be worth $500,000 later this year 🤪🤪🤪
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Were your mummy and daddy love each other very much SO YOUR DAD STICKS HIS 2 inch penis inside your slutty mother to make money from a video 🍆💦🍑🌮
Child: how was I made

Mum: me and your dad were making porn and his condom was to big for his 2 inch penis so we just went bareback and then you were made
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Don’t read this, your thinking your a jokester by searching up porn but no. Your just some lame kid in the back corner on his iPad looking up stuff that your not suppose to. Go do your work.
Guy: searches up “porn” on the urban dictionary
Also him: reads this definition about porn then searches up another word or finds another definition about porn
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If you wanna be like the pros come over to the first person porn companys
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Hey wanna come over this Saturday and watch porn with the boyz?
by penis_licker05 May 26, 2021
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