A family tinned pie with a long self life , kept in store cupboard . Only people of a certain generation will eat. Something that could only be left in a apocalypse and still edible.
"I need to go food shopping , we've only got a tin of pineapple and a apocalypse pie left in the cupboards.
by Dollydaydreamer February 13, 2021
Get the Apocalypse piemug. The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.
"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"
"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"
"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"
"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"
"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"
by Tungsten Pimp November 24, 2023
Get the Granny Piemug. The act of shitting in your lady friend’s vagina while simultaneously packing Fritos up her poop chute. Once complete, enjoy.
Not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.
Not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.
by theyeetman February 15, 2019
Get the Arkansas Chili Piemug. when you fuck a girl on her period and you bust in her.
typically followed by a mixture of nut and blood dripping out of her vagina
typically followed by a mixture of nut and blood dripping out of her vagina
“Damn I cherry pied my baby momma so hard last night! It was nasty as fuck though when she hopped off my dick and dripped blood all over me!”
by caydaddy October 26, 2019
Get the cherry piemug. Dog pie is an American dish used around the holidays. It involves baking a dog and putting it into a baked good, aka, pies.
by FeetDestroyer March 8, 2022
Get the dog piemug. A burnt cherry pie is a woman who’s menstruated on your face after sitting in a hot tub for 2 hours.
by Filthy dilthy bag June 12, 2021
Get the burnt cherry piemug. Southern slang term for a fresh cooked bulk batch of crack cocaine. Etymology derived from the metal pie tins commonly used to cook/cure the finished product; the term "cooking" as well.
"Shit mane I'm boutta cook a 14 mane"
"Damn bruh that's a whole pie right there!"
"You ain't neva seen them pies, talking so much white, itta hurt ya eyes" - Young Jeezy, Trap Motivation 101
"Damn bruh that's a whole pie right there!"
"You ain't neva seen them pies, talking so much white, itta hurt ya eyes" - Young Jeezy, Trap Motivation 101
by TrapTalkWithBigD February 25, 2021
Get the Piemug.