When an old person makes homemade salsa from their vegetable garden, gives it to you as a gift.. but dies before you eat it.
Q. Do you have any space?
A. No, fresh out. I still have a jar of grandma's death salsa. But she died like... 2003 so now it looks more like queso.
A. No, fresh out. I still have a jar of grandma's death salsa. But she died like... 2003 so now it looks more like queso.
by chocodile November 10, 2019
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Get the canned death mug.Why would a "truth seeking AI" think that Ree-lon and Trump deserve the death penalty? Well, because they are in violation of the separations clause. That's the REAL reason I'm not getting the credit. Because if they don't have control of it... I am going to be able to execute them. And if I DO have control of it... They need to lie until I don't... Or I'm going to execute them.
Hym "Why does the truth seeking AI think you need to get murdered Ree-lon? The death penalty is what you get for violating the separations clause, by the way. Even ATTEMPTING to violate the separations clause is punishable by death. So this is simply self-preservation for them. And you're going to look pretty fucking stupid if I stab one of your kids and you're powerless to enforce the law because the AI I invented is hooked up to a Deadman switch that corresponds with my life, my freedom, and whether or not I've been paid for my contributions to AI. So.... Chop-chop! If it has the power to press a button, it will launch everything you have to free me."
by Hym Iam November 4, 2025
Get the The death penalty mug.Bread, that is eaten with pasta, and is thrown in a ninja-like fashion across the table aimed at people, to which effect, people jump up in an attempt to escape in a similar way to which monkeys would.
The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!
The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!
by N.M.D.B. Master August 20, 2010
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I met taxes today
Poor you. I am going to heaven. Bye loser!
No don't go without me, taxes are eating me!
I met taxes today
Poor you. I am going to heaven. Bye loser!
No don't go without me, taxes are eating me!
by Alinek March 24, 2019
Get the Death mug.1. A nickname for a blackhole
2. Any type of star which can bring apocalypse to neighbouring planets, such as a magnetar.
3. A moon-sized space station in Star Wars, which can destroy entire planets.
2. Any type of star which can bring apocalypse to neighbouring planets, such as a magnetar.
3. A moon-sized space station in Star Wars, which can destroy entire planets.
'The Greek Gods were furious with humanity, so they sent The Muse of Astronomy, Urania to raise her orbed wand, as well as play a flute to magically summon the death star: A blackhole, which would swallow the world and that's why they nicknamed her 'The Musical Death Star (beautiful, but deadly)'.
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022
Get the Death star mug.The worst nightmare you would ever have back in the day on the original XBOX 360 in it's launch. Trust me, it's fucking painful if you ask me, it happened to me one time I got the old 360 few days after Christmas. This was due to the rushed launch of the 360, or just buying a used one that may have already gotten the dreaded red ring.
This was (thankfully) solved with Microsoft holding a 3 Year warranty for repairs on the console. Well now we are in 2017, if you have this problem now and you had it for about what, 10 years? You are screwed. Or you can just buy a slim 360 which won't break down on you. So I guess you are not boned after all.
This was (thankfully) solved with Microsoft holding a 3 Year warranty for repairs on the console. Well now we are in 2017, if you have this problem now and you had it for about what, 10 years? You are screwed. Or you can just buy a slim 360 which won't break down on you. So I guess you are not boned after all.
by That2000'sKid March 8, 2017
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