Valentine's day

Also known as national crippling depression day

Person 1 :Happy valentine's day
Person 2 : i think you mean crippling deppresion day

by ThatOneBaldyFromTheSmashClub February 15, 2018

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Valentine’s Day

Another excuse, aside from Halloween, for school-aged children to binge on candy

When I was in elementary school, I binged on candy on Valentine’s Day one year. I paid dearly for it by puking on the white carpet in the middle of the night.

by ResponsibleDrinker31 February 15, 2018

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That one day when you gather your friends at a library and run through a gulch located directly right behind it and explore. Another great way to do this, if you’re feeling frisky, name them trails and areas maybe like “Paden’s Aquaduct” or “Ninja Falls.”

Hey let’s start Excavation Day already! I want to see Boulderman Gorge again!!

by Demarchus the third October 19, 2019

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Gay day

The day to show your true homosexuality

"Woah man i'm ready to show my homosexuality on gay day!"

by Incineroarhotafbitch! October 21, 2019

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October Day

A day in mid-late October referring to any "National ___ your bf/gf/crush day!"

Jane- *slaps booty* "Happy October day."
Coworker- "It's october 16."

October 30- "I wonder what National holiday I'll get to be this year!"
October 31- Bitch! You are Halloween Eve. 2019 isn't going to change that.

by itchaboiee October 22, 2019

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haru day

on the first of every month, people celebrate haru day which is the anniversary of april first (april fools). everyone can prank each other and do april fools festivities but in every month.

koi: it’s haru day! remember that one time we tripped him down the stairs?
kiyoung: yeah, he’s really dumb sometimes
koi: sometimes???
kiyoung: most times.

by koincidence October 23, 2019

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