Pulled a cookie

When you fucked something up so bad, only someone like Guetzli could pull it off

Why the fuck did you let the "special" kid get a goal?!

Shit sorry, i pulled a cookie

by Shaaaaaaark July 1, 2018

cream n cookies

when both you and your girl go into the bathroom and vomit simultaneously while giving head. then clean up the mess with your dick, if you don’t i️t doesn’t count.

there is a hand signal

left over right

right over left
then point to the bathroom

yeah bro i️ totally cream n cookies hannah last night

by kinkyfucker March 12, 2018

Chocolate Nip Cookies

The name given to cookies that are baked while being 100% topless.

Spiced up last night by making chocolate nip cookies with my significant other.

by Wet4Jesus April 5, 2018

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 16, 2018

Santa's Cookies and milk

When a female pleasures a guy on Christmas as their gift. The Male being Santa.

The man entered the bedroom and was greeted by Santa's Cookies and milk.

by Fatboy234 October 11, 2018

Graham Cracker Cookie

The poor man’s desert.

It’s a simple graham cracker split in half with added frosting/icing in between for added sweetness.

It’s delightful with milk.

Have you tried Graham cracker cookies? I always used to make them as a kid.

by AniMANIA7983 January 31, 2019

Boy Scout cookies

Slang for genital herpes

Man I shouldn’t have slept with Jennifer, she gave me Boy Scout cookies

by Amusedrussianman March 7, 2019