Bublé base

When white people have been fucking long enough, they start listening to Micheal Bublé's christmas album together. This is the white girl's way of saying she wants to settle down.

Guy 1: What you up to?
Guy 2: Emily wants to get me in the christmas spirit, she's making me listen to some Bublé.
Guy 1: Damn, she dragged your ass right to the Bublé base.. Run!

by Rando-hobo September 7, 2019

easy baked ham

idk but i’m finna turn u into one

“if u don’t stop i will turn u into an easy baked ham” - stupid freshman boi

by wdw.marais. January 1, 2020

Honey Baked Ham

When have individuals sex in a sauna set as hot as it can go, then cover themselves in sweet organic honey glaze.

Hey Brett, why are you so sticky??

Me and María, Made a honey baked ham in the gym sauna.

by India Garden March 24, 2020

Second Base

also known as Corey Seager.

Second base defined as "I let a man get to Corey Seager on our date last night," -Kennedy

by nut4dgr July 11, 2020

newly baked

New girlfriend/boyfriend

Are you comming to the party this weekend?
Nah man, i’m going with my newly baked to the cinema.

by Obuszek_Okruszek June 22, 2020

222th base

literally throwing cooked fettuccine at eachother while playing 100 gecs at full volume on Sunday

caden: I got so lucky last night

newt:bbbbroooo 3rd base?!?
caden: no 222th base ;)

newt : you sick bastard

by liberal bug September 8, 2020

Half Baked Wiener

1. Soggy corn dog

2. When you think his dick is hard, but it’s not

I was about to hop on his dick when I realized it was just a half baked wiener.

by Dickhandle October 4, 2020