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by Pærebananyoghurt February 21, 2022
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Brown Banana

An insult for a senile person.
“That Mildred is SUCH a brown banana!”
by Membean Magician March 18, 2022
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Banana

A measurement tool for 9gag-ers.
OP: Here is a banana for scale!
Reader: Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well!
by Bojlerman November 12, 2017
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Banana

The bestest most awesome surname ever. Ancient roots, cool people. Only the best people have this surname
Indiana Banana became my best friend.
by TheBigBoyAntiDuolingo November 25, 2023
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apple/banana

the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.
person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE
by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025
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Banana Pants

Banana pants refers to a state of craziness or confusion. Figuratively, it's like if you were wearing pants that held your ankles together and you could not take a step. Like if both legs of the pants were together, the shape of a single banana.
When I was hungry, I thought about ordering a sandwich. But I could not eat the carbs in the bread; or should I get only sprouted, whole grain; but, no, what if I have a gluten sensitivity? I was totally banana pants and decided not to eat anything until later when I ate the whole, extra-large pizza in one sitting.
by cspvln January 3, 2017
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Julia Banana

It’s basically a blonde person,which is in love with Reuben but it’s too scared to speak to him.Julia Banana is also someone that made E cry,3 times,Banana also tries to steal her dad’s weed frequently,but never succeeded,she came from Poland and would rather kill a dog then a person.🅿️
Julia Banana thinks about masturbation 99.9% of the time.
by zieggs January 22, 2022
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