giant alex

minecraft creepypasta.

*server*
ASADDFFGAsDF was slain and banned by g i a n t a l e x
everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
someone: oh hi giant alex

by what king December 3, 2021

alex

dumb just dumb

the alex i know is dumb

by lazer beam October 19, 2020

Alex Hubbard

A little bitch

Alex Hubbard is a little bitch

by Jbra3640 May 31, 2016

Alex

Alex (Alexandra) The name of the most jaw-dropping beautiful girl you will ever lay your eyes on. The hardest working girl you'll ever meet, she's smart, witty and funny, romantic, probably wants to watch HIMYM with you and is an amazing cook. She is an incredibly loving person, will always be there in your time of need or darkest moments, she will hold you in her arms or brush your hair in her lap when you cry, and reassure you everything is alright. She may not be a good dancer, but when you dance under street lights and the night sky with her, it's one of the most magical moments you'll experience. She likes to teach you new things, always inspires you to do better, not for her, but for yourself and your future. She is not afraid to be herself, she takes risks, follows her heart, and is spontaneous. If you get an Alex, love her like there's no tomorrow, treat her like the Queen she is, she deserves more love than that's in the world and over.

Guy 1: "Dude, I just met the girl of my dreams..."
Guy 2: "What's her name?"
Guy 1: "Her name is Alex, so no wonder why..."

by A_DEE November 21, 2021

Alex Masserey

Alex is the weirdest mf in the planet earth but sometimes he's funny and he's fun to hang out with and stuff. He's actually my boyfriend n it's honestly been great w him. ALEX IS AN AWESOME MF SLAYED THAT ATE N LEFT NO CRUMBS

ALEX: immaculate
gera: bros so bitchless
Alex Masserey

by Gera<3 June 5, 2022

Alex C

He abducted a girl named Allison and made her marry him with some weird magnetic wedding ring and then forced her to eat his big chungus and he's a cougar named "Alexios charleyes cogarius"

Alex c forces people to eat his chungus

by The real lord chungus January 14, 2019

Alex Huber

Noun; a genuine piece of shit, one who has this name usually tries to fuck anything from a minor to they moms. Uses you for everything you have and only will hit you up when it’s beneficial to him. Also probably has a kid or two by age 18.

“Bro don’t be an Alex Huber, you’ll end up homeless. “

by guinea December 10, 2019