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Platypus Vagina 

Not quite as pink as dolphin snizz, but make no mistake, that's some good platypussy(platypus vagina)!

Catastrophic vagina 

When the vagina squirts and the woman doesn’t wash her vagina and has crispy blood and a white milky kind of crust.
Stephan: pull your trousers down

Angela: okay (pulls them down)

Stephan: fuck that you have a catastrophic vagina

Angela: oh shit I have I’m sorry

Angela got raped that night and never got found or seen ever again

Wilted vagina 

Wilted vagina: the act of not having a moist meat muffin
"moisten your meat muffin! Ladies, no one likes a wilted vagina."

Venom Vagina

When you have a monster tongue and eat out a girl(just like Venom could); have a tongue long enough to go inside the vagina.
Bro 1: Yo bro, you got a long-ass tongue. Can you give a girl a Venom Vagina wit dat?
Bro 2: You know I can bro!

Reversed Vagina 

The opposite of a vagina. (It's a dick) (it's a "The Office" refference)
I think I have a reversed vagina.
Reversed Vagina by Jimmy Halpret February 7, 2019

Spicy Vagina 

When your fucking vagina gets too hot to touch. Get a damn doctor if this happens to you.
Oh, shit! My spicy vagina hurts!
Spicy Vagina by 00shocker00 June 20, 2019