potato scallop

slices of potato mixed with cream and topped with cheese before being baked in an oven. Often confused with potato cakes by uneducated New South Welshmen and South Australians.

Potato Scallops are great with Roast Pork.

by Yazza33 April 13, 2017

Potato Gobbler

Potato Gobbler refers to a sexual act in which on participant defecates in the other participants mouth and they bite, chew and frankly gobbles down that turd

Honey, can I be a Potato Gobbler tonight

No honey, It comes out as brown slush these days

by PoopyHeadMan December 7, 2020

Baked Potato

The act of a person with Down syndrome getting high

I know I want to make my brother a baked potato

by Rosstherubberchicken October 17, 2019

Potato head

Sucking cock with a mouth full of mashed potatoes.

She/he/it was so freaky she gave me Potato head

by Sindee Throatstar February 26, 2021

potato biscuit

A stupid person with dry skin.

"Stop being such a potato biscuit."

"He is such a potato biscuit."

"I wonder if his mother is a potato biscuit also."

by imstalkingyou123456789 October 9, 2011

Potato tot

Another word for tater tot but primarily used by someone you would never date

Him: I’ll have potato tots with my burger please

Her: nobody has ever called them that

by Nyc girl May 1, 2020

balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.

Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!

by DaveDH June 14, 2024