Porn

Stuff I love

I’m going to go jerk off to some porn

by Tfisdat March 15, 2020

cereal porn

When man is eating a bowl of cereal and watching porn with significant other at the same time then when the man is ready to nut he ejaculates in the bowl and then your significant other takes the bowl with nut and milk and swallows it all

Man:Babe you want to cereal porn
Woman:Yes

Man&woman eat cereal watching porn and jacking off
Man:I'm cumming drink it
Man grunts while Nutting in the bowl of milk
Woman takes bowl and drinks it all
Woman:That tastes so good

by Thatbitch7600! December 15, 2022

Porn

Most of the site's occasional definitions, even worse when shuffle is used.

Porn is illegal for anyone younger than 20 to watch in certain countries.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

porn

the thing you find looking through your dads computer history and work files.

(kid) dad i found some pictures on the computer.

(dad) what pictures?

(kid) these.

(dad) (shit those are my porn files)

by stovO33 May 23, 2023

porn

A video a male finds exciting, but a woman finds horrifying

Do you like porn?

by CantCount12574910 March 5, 2024

cocktail porn

Beautiful photos and images of cocktails. with delicious garnishes, colors, and in fancy glassware.

Wooster's Garden Instagram has mouth watering cocktail porn, they look incredibly delicious.

by Xathrid October 25, 2018

Porn

You know what it is.

You don't need to know how to use porn in a sentence.

by GalacticTacoz August 2, 2018