Million Dollar Poo

When you take a shit at work whilst on public holiday rates
If I can just Poo for a bit longer i’ll be able to squeeze out some more overtime on Christmas morning….the dream the Million Dollar Poo.
by Alfred Buttlicker December 31, 2021
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Wooly poo

It’s just self explanatory really- that shit between being normal and being the runs, it’s wooly.
by Murryman June 10, 2020
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Fluffy Poo

Something people say when they feel excited:
"OMG, I feel so Fluffy Poo today! I'm going to the freaking zoo! LIT!"
by cittadelslang February 12, 2018
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horse poo string

When poo string gets stuck in a horse's butt.
I found horse poo string when I met a horse.
by Debskelly1985 May 18, 2023
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Poo due

Noticeable moisture that typically collects between ones buttocks cheeks.
I noticed a lot of poo due in my shorts after my run this morning.
by Wis Wan November 14, 2018
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Orange Poo

When all your mates think you have worms, but it’s just a buildup of all the fingernails you’ve been chewing.
Had to ask the doctor the other day if my symptoms were orange poo related.
by Dutchy247 February 01, 2020
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Taking the poo

Takin the poo in the UK is used when u are kidding
-That’s a donkey!
+no.. it’s a cow
-I know, i am just taking the poo
by Lalala1655 December 29, 2021
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