Michael Jackson

a popular singer who died. he made smooth criminal, thriller, etc.

"hey mom lets listen to a song"
"ok, by who?"
"by Michael Jackson"

by ilikepokemongo123 January 2, 2023

Michael Houtzer

The sexiest man alive. Plays baritone saxophone like my big balls

Michael Houtzer is Jizz

by anonymous January 16, 2023

Michael

A very hot man. Ladies always follow him around. Also a great leader and very kind.

Every girl in my grade likes him hes such a Michael

by Dino696969420 June 17, 2022

Shitty Coin Michael Jackson

When you put a coin up your asshole and run around screaming “HEE HEE”

“Bro, did you see Tom at the party last night!?”

“Yeah, he had too much to drink and started doing the Shitty Coin Michael Jackson..”

by PhantomCummer April 9, 2024

michael is a nyash warrior

An idvidual named michael is on a long and far mission on the journey for nyash

michael is a nyash warrior

by Pxnda July 17, 2022

Reverse Michael Jackson

verb. For anything to go from a lighter shade of colour to a darker one.

guy1: "Hey, did he get darker since we saw him?
guy2: "Yeah, he must've pulled a reverse Michael Jackson"

by Silhouyata February 1, 2020

Michael Cannon

Soft drink that is half regular cola and half diet cola, preferably Coca Cola brand.

I’ll have a Michael Cannon with ice, please?

by Acarusoruth January 17, 2024