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Bear Hands

Used in sentences when mad af.

People will mock you if you use it in a way by making it a joke, (see below).

Or maybe you think about bear hands. Like actuall bear hands. I'm not here to define that though.
Kunt: I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BEAR HANDS ASSY!

Assy: Woah buddy, you mean with your bear hands, or with actuall bear hands?

Kunt: FUCK OFF PRICK!
by I'm going to rape myself October 16, 2017
mugGet the Bear Handsmug.

smack a bear

by mooserodeo June 2, 2022
mugGet the smack a bearmug.

Little Brown Bear

A cartoon character who originated from France as "Petit Ours Brun"

He's a little shit who whines and bitches at the drop of a hat, calls his mom horrible and refuses to share things with them. He additionally acted like a prick at the dinner table all because he didn't want his soup.
(Little Brown Bear is sat on the floor as his mum takes off his boots after he was playing outside)
Little Brown Bear: (whining) No I don't wanna get changed! I don't wanna take my boots off!
Mommy Brown Bear: Now listen, that is enough!
Little Brown Bear: (points at his mom's face) YoU'Re So HoRrIbLe!1! ReAlLy HoRrIbLe!1!1!
Mommy Brown Bear: No YOU'RE the one who's horrible, now calm down Little Bear, I've got WORK to do!
Little Brown Bear: (stomping his feet) YOU'RE SO MEAN YOU'RE SO MEAN YOU'RE SO MEEEEEEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ArchieTheChameleonFan February 1, 2025
mugGet the Little Brown Bearmug.

Bear Hair

When a girls pubicare is severly clumpy and tall, aswell as having cum, sweat and other substances all mixed
"Did you know Dayna has 'bear hair' its really gross!"
by themixerupper September 25, 2017
mugGet the Bear Hairmug.

Death Bear

Death Bear is the main antagonist in the episode "Death Bear" of Regular Show (S3 E36) He is a large brown bear the wears a pickelhaube on his head and a red cape around his neck. He was located a zoo that's been abandoned after he killed his trainer before escaping then being captured by Animal control by the help of Mordecai, Rigby, Eileen, and Margaret
Death Bear is just a myth.

OH NO IT'S DEATH BEAR
by PinkFlyodFan1995 June 23, 2025
mugGet the Death Bearmug.

hoagy bear

When a male does everything in his power to earn STD's.

Originated from the man-whore with the last name 'hogan'. It was this man that created and defined the words "pig", "slut" and "diseased"
He's turned into a hoagy bear... fuck, he's disease central now
by truthbetoldxx September 16, 2010
mugGet the hoagy bearmug.

bear in the dumpster

When you have a huge turd stuck in your anus and it's raring to explode out.
Dude, I just ate some cheese, a slice of cake, and a shishito pepper. There's a huge bear in the dumpster right now.
by anonymous July 27, 2024
mugGet the bear in the dumpstermug.

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