Lau Shot
(noun)
In Valorant (or similar tactical shooters), a deliberately reckless, flashy, and “clip-worthy” shot attempted with little to no chance of success. The defining feature of a Lau Shot is that it is executed not to win the round, but to intentionally throw it.
A throw that succeeds in its mission of sabotaging the round, thereby costing the team the game, is known as a successful Lau Shot.
Origin: Named after a player (or archetype of player) notorious for prioritizing style and meme potential over actual victory.
(noun)
In Valorant (or similar tactical shooters), a deliberately reckless, flashy, and “clip-worthy” shot attempted with little to no chance of success. The defining feature of a Lau Shot is that it is executed not to win the round, but to intentionally throw it.
A throw that succeeds in its mission of sabotaging the round, thereby costing the team the game, is known as a successful Lau Shot.
Origin: Named after a player (or archetype of player) notorious for prioritizing style and meme potential over actual victory.
by Der2032 August 27, 2025
Get the Lau shotmug. Where the male partner pulls his cock back while hard and lets it go and makes it slap on the females face
by TylovesPuh October 12, 2025
Get the Irish Sling shotmug. The action of taking a shot but being so fucked up that you didn’t actually realize you already took it
Dude, Brady was so fucked up at last weekend’s party that he asked Christine for his Ghost Shot five minutes after he had already drank it.
by Fuck.Jacob November 23, 2024
Get the Ghost Shotmug. 
The act of inserting your tongue into a jello shot while rotating the cup using a circular motion to release its contents without need of a finger or kitchen utensil.
Did you see how Becky 'rimmed' that jello shot without crinkling the cup? She's got jello shot rimming down to a science! That girl's going places.
by Kenny Gee July 12, 2019
Get the jello shot rimmingmug. that Sarah girl is shot! I can’t fw her no more, I should’ve known when all her friends were shot(s)too.
by playboichance December 13, 2020
Get the shot(s)mug. A tragically mild yet unnecessarily dramatic shooter made of half Apple Sourz and half vodka. Often consumed by people who scream “shots!” but whisper “responsibility.”
Tastes like sour candy, broken boundaries, and poor decisions made under LED lighting.
Origin:
Invented by a twink vampire in the Netherlands who wanted to feel dangerous without risking a hangover. Legend says he still haunts the smoking area, thirsting for validation and men with "issues".
Side Effects:
Sudden urge to flirt with the least advisable/ presentable person.
Heavy slurring of words.
Weird kissy faces to avoid awkward eye contact.
Tastes like sour candy, broken boundaries, and poor decisions made under LED lighting.
Origin:
Invented by a twink vampire in the Netherlands who wanted to feel dangerous without risking a hangover. Legend says he still haunts the smoking area, thirsting for validation and men with "issues".
Side Effects:
Sudden urge to flirt with the least advisable/ presentable person.
Heavy slurring of words.
Weird kissy faces to avoid awkward eye contact.
“I thought we were partying — then he ordered a Lil' Bitch Shot.”
“She took one Lil' Bitch Shot and started talking about her birth chart.”
“She took one Lil' Bitch Shot and started talking about her birth chart.”
by Head Runner of Emotional Damag July 13, 2025
Get the Lil' Bitch Shotmug.