Mashed Potato Man

A menace to society that came to life from a bowl of unseasoned mashed potatoes. Soft, white, flavorless, and unrefined. Likes gravy.

Look at that Mashed Potato Man in the Trump hat.

by Lersei Cannister May 30, 2018

fucked potato

when a fat girl has had sexual intercouse

i just finished fucking precious the silly fucked potato

by soggy biskit May 30, 2018

Baked potato

The act of showing a stick of butter up your partners asshole only to eat it out immediately afterwards you also have the option of adding bacon bits, cheese, or even some relish, make sure however that the butter was good enough to lubricate for the ensuring butt fucking.

I'm gonna need to borrow your bacon bits, I'm gonna Baked potato my girl tonight!

by McBeefRod June 3, 2018

Fluffy Potato

Someone so high that they forget who they are and that they exist and simply become a potato, a FLUFFY potato...

Ha! look at Bob, he's gone fluffy potato!

by BlackBat420 June 6, 2018

Burnt potato

Me... hunter the fat gay burnt ass potato😁🥔

#1: hey have you seen that burnt potato guy hunter you can see him from probably 10 MILES AWAY

2#: NO WAY FOR REAL. EVERY ONE KNOWS THAT GUY!!!!

by Burntpotato June 18, 2018

butt potato

Losing your anal virginity

I lost my butt potato last night.

by zorgylp February 21, 2018

creamy potatoes

When you're fucking her from behind and you pull out just in time to cum between her ass cheeks.

Me and Rachel made creamy potatoes last night. We had to do laundry after.

by KarlWithAK3511 February 25, 2018