penis fudge

the gooey stuff that forms around the head of the penis after having sex multiple times and not showering afterwards.

eric you have so much penis fudge from all that sex

by patrick wellin March 26, 2005

golden penis

One who possesses a MarioCock and can use it and all of its magnificent powers to seduce girls. Also available at Walmart.

Yes! They finally have golden penis back in stock!

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

American Penis

Horny little mongrel, often taking over the brain and raping any type of hole in sight. Rumors say the American penis will dig into furry holes and loves to plunge into animals as well. Especially monkeys.

The American penis enters a the horrified monkey below the waste from the back.

by Johnmalone882 November 2, 2008

Whale Penis

Dork: Namely ones who "hang" in chat rooms.

James is a whale penis.

by intangible March 16, 2004

penis sniffer

A term of insult to claim that someone sniffs penises. Better used towards males.

"John you're such a freaking penis sniffer!"

by dei June 18, 2006

Penis peddler

Someone who sells penis' on the corner of busy streets.

I was talking to the penis peddler down the street and he said fat dongs are going two for one!!

by AshleyLauren November 30, 2005

Penis Ripper

A very strong object that when iserted into the penis and pulled will rip your penis in half.

Man1: Hey try this new sex tool
Man2: Ok *Inserts Penis Ripper into penis*

-All that was heard after was a very loud scream-

by 1337--n00bs June 30, 2006