Shit & Run

When you shit on something near and dear to the heart of one of your enemies (such as their lawn, their porch, their kid (which is fucked up), their car… you get the point) and then run away before the cops tie you down and get a spinky sample in order to get your DNA for testing and figure out why you’re such a fucked up human being. Happens more often than one would expect.

Anthony Jizzo: Yo Miguel, how’s the baseball season going?

Miguel Cumbrera: Not too good Jizzo. I decided I’m going to retire and move on to my next adventure in life. I decided to take an Albert Pujols on Nelson Cruz’s $200K car, so now I gotta change my name and move to Mexico before the poolice figure out I did it and ruin my repootation. I am the king of shit & run.

Stoney: Damn Cumbrera Sombrero, I enjoyed watching you all these years. It won’t be the same without you my boy.

Miguel: Thanks J-Man, I just don’t have any cum left to give. My OPS is only .669 these days, so I’m gonna go out on top. Good luck with the rest of your season with the Yankees, you play a solid first base.

by Stoney69 August 18, 2022

Red running

When you make someone feel inferior and act like your better than them.

“I feel like you aren’t very smart. I got a 90 on my last test”

“You are red running me”

by Lana torrna February 15, 2022

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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025

Hit-and-run journalism

Reporting on a seemingly important story, then when the story turns out to be a dud, not issue any apology and simply move on.

The Jussie Smollett case was perfect hit-and-run journalism

by Sexydimma September 18, 2022

Inside the park home run

When you take a crap in the urinal. Not to be confused with the "upper decker"

Dick hit an inside the park home run.

by Allister Smith December 28, 2019

Generational Run

When something or someone has a long-standing relevance or career spanning multiple generations, that something or someone is on a generational run.

"Minecraft has been on a generational run for years, dude."
"Yeah, especially with the new movie coming out that's gonna extend it."
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by anonymous April 3, 2025

run time error

When something doesn't go your way; you f'd up a task; forgetting to drop a job.

"DERN, Internet Explorer is not working...I just got a run time error"

Made up by PMS affiliates!

by rjf February 5, 2008