When your girlfriend is asleep in an awkward position causing her vagina to be tighter than normal upon entry when sex is promised.
by Tunicavaginalis January 07, 2022
by Treemonger420 July 29, 2020
Basically when your girl or whoever puts on a sexy suit while giving you head in a kings chair while he records and takes whatever pics he wants. The queen becomes the servant of the king to his sexual needs
by Nightfreak227 March 15, 2021
Am automobile that rides the Seven Seas of alcoholic watering holes. A Captain and First Mate commandeer this vessel. The name comes from "Fancy a night cap?"
Captain: "Shall we set sail and seek a cold beverage? My body and soul quenches for a night cap."
First Mate: "Of course, Captain! Let us ride the Night Cappius. The Seven Seas await!"
Captain: "Spoils to the Victor!"
First Mate: "Of course, Captain! Let us ride the Night Cappius. The Seven Seas await!"
Captain: "Spoils to the Victor!"
by Tetchan June 24, 2023
When it’s late at night and your sleep deprived, you start talking and acting as though you are high when you aren’t.
by Eastjabumfuk November 01, 2020
by 4lmars September 24, 2021
Twas the night of chilis was a very famous poem made by Farhan. The inspiration behind this poem was made for his beautiful wife named insia. This poem gathered many great reviews and was nominated for many awards and prizes. Twas the night of chilis was nominated for the Oscars 3 times and also the author Farhan was nominated for the noble peace prize 2 times. Farhan made sure all profits went to a foundation for starving malnourished Africans.
Did u hear about twas the night of chilis?
by billybob404 January 14, 2021