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John Michael

A stupid dumbass, thinks he's funny, has no fucking life. Predator. A fucking dickhead that turns girls lesbian within 40 seconds of contact. A sad pathetic little Man, that cannot stand being wrong. An immature dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence(incorrect)
John Michael is a fucking dumbass, I hope he gets munted by 4 baboons and never turns up. He uses an alaskin pipeline every night to try and make himself feel better.
by JohnWoodHater March 14, 2025
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Michael

Smart, handsome and has an absolute demon dick
I was amazed by the wisdom of Michael last night but can’t walk this morning
by bigdick51 November 22, 2021
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Melatonin Michael

Melatonin michael is a very sleepy old man who always forgets things and loves bunning zoots 24/7. He’s always getting way too fried and his mind is slowly deteriorating every single day.
“Hey melatonin Michael, how are you today?”
by DeimosZ May 30, 2025
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Michael Bucktooth

When a situation has 0 impact on your life and no one cares about any possible outcome relating to the situation.
My boss is mad I couldnt cover on saturday. But to me thats a Michael Bucktooth cuz i dont care.

Yea no one showed up to the funeral. It was basically a Michael Bucktooth.
by JackMoozlum May 25, 2022
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michael jane

even with a guys first name she is the most beautiful girl ever. she is sexy, kind, smart, and a great kisser.
Damn, that girl was amazing. She's such a Michael Jane.
by JollyMargaret83 December 26, 2016
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michael veu

Hides his feelings and displays a rude-like personality to cover his true feelings. It’s not worth hurting him for your own pleasure. Whoever has a Michael Veu in their lives are the most luckiest people ever, impossible to get over. Once he finds his true person, he’ll be happy again. Ndt❤️
Why is Michael Veu so hard to get over?
by tb4&mylly November 23, 2021
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Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.
Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.
by Why$$ September 12, 2020
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