Michael

When a man shoves his tiny toger into a hedgehog when it's on it's period then wipes its the blood onto a school bus

You can that man Michaeld the fuck out of that I wish I was him

by I love Michael April 2, 2022

John Michael

The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.

You’re boyfriend is so hot, he’s such a John Michael.

by KyDandi April 2, 2022

Michael

He like little kids

Michael like little girls

by Caleb2293 April 4, 2022

Michael

He likes little girls

Michael likes little girls

by Caleb2293 April 4, 2022

Michael

Person that works at the circus.

Megan - “omg look is Michael”
Cheila - “ Oh yes, he works at the circus as a clown”

by ChanelSolo April 4, 2022

Michael

Michael isn’t a very nice guy. He has big bushy eyebrows and every time you ask to pluck them he slaps you in the face. If you spell it M I C H E A L he’ll also slap you in the face. Don’t befriend Michael.

Hey guys… did you hear? Michael’s been such an asswipe recently…

by NovaRocks April 5, 2022

Michael

The sexy's man alive. All girls and boys love him.aqa1aA~

Michael is so cute

by Chris's best friend April 11, 2022