A heffer on a whole different level. An extremely obesely obese individual breaking the point of no return on the fatness level.
Example 1:
Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!
Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!
Example 2:
Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??
Person 2: No, she pretty??
Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.
Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!
Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!
Example 2:
Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??
Person 2: No, she pretty??
Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.
by countryboy2004 February 14, 2024
Get the Heffer and a half mug.by lestuff March 14, 2024
Get the Amazing and a half mug.Related Words
by ReallyRealPerson1800 April 30, 2024
Get the cut the table in half mug.A threesome with two guys and a girl or another guy, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. And the motion is similar to the use of a tandem saw.
Similar to Eiffel Towering and spit roasting.
Similar to Eiffel Towering and spit roasting.
by Kyr_tandemsaw June 13, 2024
Get the Saw a person in half mug.A word for a complete and utter clown. Typically spoken at someone when they do the opposite of what they're meant to do. This term was first seen in King Of Skill's video "Mario Party 2 brings out the worst in you...." at 13:27.
Sophist: "I AM MASHING! It's the B Button, right?"
Vernias and TCNick3 in unison: "A BUTTON!!"
Vernias: "OH MY GOD!"
TCNick3: "YOU BOZO AND A HALF!"
Sophist: "I mashed the B Button on purpose so I can go get some snacks."
Vernias: "I need to play with new people. I actually need to play this game with different people."
Vernias and TCNick3 in unison: "A BUTTON!!"
Vernias: "OH MY GOD!"
TCNick3: "YOU BOZO AND A HALF!"
Sophist: "I mashed the B Button on purpose so I can go get some snacks."
Vernias: "I need to play with new people. I actually need to play this game with different people."
by RushTheRandom January 1, 2025
Get the Bozo And A Half mug.by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025
Get the Homo Crying For Half mug.A typical descriptor of the modern extended nuclear family. No longer can people claim to have dozens of cousins when average children per family rates have dropped so drastically since the baby boom era.
Vinny: Hey Joe! How was your family reunion paisano?
Joe: Hey Vinny! It was good. My nonna and aunts and uncles were all there. There was plenty of linguine left over since I got cousins by the half dozens.
Joe: Hey Vinny! It was good. My nonna and aunts and uncles were all there. There was plenty of linguine left over since I got cousins by the half dozens.
by Church Wexler May 3, 2025
Get the Cousins by the half dozens mug.