backseat face

Someone who has a ugly face that is only worthy of sitting in the backseat where no one can see them. Works exceptionally well when in a two seater and they are tucked in the back.

Friend 1: "Hey Erica said she wants to ride shotgun"

Friend 2: "Well not in my car she got that backseat face"

Both get a good laugh "hahahaha"

by youngdre May 22, 2008

singing face

The equivilent to a guitar face, only while singing.

Dude, have you seen Joe Jonas's Singing Face?
Yeah, he looks like he's giving birth.

by iCarly January 15, 2008

Wanker Faced

being completely and totally drunk off your ass AKA hammered, smashed, toasted, drunk, fucked up, plowed, sloshed, etc.

Hey lets go and get wanker faced tonight!

by Nat05 May 9, 2005

Straight-Facing

Watching or reading something funny or entertaining without laughing or smiling.

Directioner watching a One Direction video without smiling, blushing, giggling, or laughing. "How are you straight-facing?!"

Anyone watching an ASPCA commercial without crying or frowning. "Dude, you're totally straight-facing."

by CrazyTalent April 11, 2013

clean-faced

A term that originated in South Florida, clean-faced means you're clean of all arrest warrants and you have no substances on you.

Them crackaz can't fuck with me, I'm clean-faced like a muthafucka.

by trev666slaughter January 16, 2009

Wok Face

An Asian person whos face is so flat it looks like it has been hit with the bottom of a wok.

Look at that Japanese lady sure has a wok face.

by beta puss March 12, 2011

Stage Face

A hottie from far away, but a nottie up close.

That drummer is so hot; let's talk to him after the show.
(later)
Eww, nevermind, he's a total stage face.

by Cased In Light July 12, 2010