rather fuck a crack in the road

Doing a crack in the road

I would rather fuck a crack in the road than do that mate

by Murdey August 2, 2024

Reverse Crack

Reverse crack is what fat crackheads smoke because you can't be skinny smoking regular crack.

When you see a fat crackhead, you look at them and ask

"What you smokin', reverse crack?"

by Jade Tipton March 11, 2023

Crack juice

basically it's extremely sweet juice

my grandma made some crack juice and it was super delicious

by nijay February 24, 2024

locker room crack

Those little chunks of white deodorant that's on the floor and in the lockers of a locker room. Often times they resemble lines of cocaine when they're smeared or smudged.

"Dude what is this white shit in my locker?"

"That's probably locker room crack."

"Crack? Really?"

"No it's deodorant, but it sure does look like crack."

by JuanManClaus June 1, 2019

butt crack bear

an urban white female, with blonde hair, who's butt crack is always showing. Typically named "Leslie" or "Lyndsay"

Wow, look at that "butt crack bear" she knows how to get the mens attention, look, shes a blonde too!

by WiccanWitch420 September 3, 2014

prison crack

A name colloquially used to refer to coffee in the American prison system.
Source: Joe guerrero, After prison Show

Ayo peaches gimme summa dat prison crack

by Bigmacmeal April 21, 2018

Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.

While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!

by Showstick September 26, 2018