Bird (noun)
/bərd/
A low-value individual, usually all feathers and no flight. Loud for no reason, emotionally underdeveloped, and built on red flags. Known for wasting time, dodging accountability, and thinking that bare minimum is king behavior.
A person of low quality and standards. Thrives in drama, prioritizes attention over accountability, and confuses chaos with confidence.
/bərd/
A low-value individual, usually all feathers and no flight. Loud for no reason, emotionally underdeveloped, and built on red flags. Known for wasting time, dodging accountability, and thinking that bare minimum is king behavior.
A person of low quality and standards. Thrives in drama, prioritizes attention over accountability, and confuses chaos with confidence.
“He’s not complicated, sis — he’s just a bird.”
“Don’t argue with a bird — they’ll think they won just for being loud.”
“Don’t argue with a bird — they’ll think they won just for being loud.”
by KushySaratoga June 21, 2025
Get the Birdmug. A sexual position (usually with 3 people, one preferably with long hair) where one person puts there hair around a females genitals, then a male penetrates the females genitalia with his penis until the nest is dyed white with a mixture of the 3 peoples sperm.
“What’s up man, you look like you haven’t slept!”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”
by Cdvdbrghthrhdv June 21, 2023
Get the Polish Birds Nestmug. Many people consider birds to be a modern descendants of dinosaurs, specifically pterodactyls. However, people are slowly becoming more aware of the fact that they are actually government drones (g-uh-v-urn-mēnt dr-ōnès). They typically hide outside on power lines to stalk citizens outside their homes. The CIA controlled scientific community claims that they "migrate South" during the winter to escape the "cold weather", yet the materials of a typical B.I.R.D. are highly resistant to temps ranging from -40°C to 100°C. In reality, they migrate South during the winter because they are sent South from the White House in Washington D.C., in accordance to their quarterly S.O.C. test (Sh*t On Cars), to generate revenue for oligarchical corporate owned "car cleaners" which contribute to Biden's presidency and remnants of Pablo Escobar
"Yo, its a bird."
"Dude that's so cool want to take a picture?"
"F*CK no get the electromagnetic pulse"
"Dude that's so cool want to take a picture?"
"F*CK no get the electromagnetic pulse"
by Big_brother_is_watching April 13, 2024
Get the Birdmug. the wax bat and mountain i flew out of the drive down the street. wow did you see that.
okay let's start over.
can we?
i asked for a second chance and i never got one so she gave me two.
okay let's start over.
can we?
i asked for a second chance and i never got one so she gave me two.
mary let me have her hand so i took her foot. then i took the power drill and let it mask my marriage in the cake.
by chris doan January 9, 2005
Get the birdmug. 1) A phrase which describes how unbelievably high you are.
2) A really jiffy phrase created by the gifted duo that brought you "puffy" and "scatalogically gifted"
2) A really jiffy phrase created by the gifted duo that brought you "puffy" and "scatalogically gifted"
by Imhunglikeahorse(fly) September 19, 2022
Get the hoagie's little black pussy birdmug. by fobalicious October 23, 2019
Get the Birdmug. by karbear8459 January 26, 2017
Get the baby birdingmug.